Monday, October 4, 2010

Ground Zero - Everyone should learn a little tolerance

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and has an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop. Perhaps it might be named, “Koranal Knowledge.” Its name would pulse in flashing neon lights 24/7.

On the other side a liquor store – maybe call it, "Morehammered."

1 comment:

  1. As sala'amu alaikum brother William,
    I enjoyed your article and the sense of humor. I often long for mountainous un-sandy country side where I'm surrounded by cowboys and such. I love suntan oil and many lotions for trade. I would write more but I have a camel hoof to nibble on.
    Wa barakatuhu to you and many camel nuts to stock up on in the preparation of 'the revolution'.